Your mum 3:08 Thu Jan 28
Songs for Emenike!
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Emenmenem emenem Emenike!!!
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Tomshardware
7:56 Mon Feb 1
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Emenememenike to the tune of the classic Batman song.
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Stranded
5:43 Mon Feb 1
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Missed out an Emenike second time around, but you get the idea.
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Stranded
5:42 Mon Feb 1
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To the chorus of Emma by Hot Chocolate
Emenike
Eme - Emenike
You overcame a voodoo curse to live your dream
Eme - Emenike
You're the oldest twenty-eight this world has ever seen
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Kelly Smunt
4:31 Mon Feb 1
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who the fuck
who the fuck
who the fucking hell are you
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Lily Hammer
4:15 Mon Feb 1
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We've got Manny
Eminike
I just don't think you understand
He's used a turk's voodoo
to clear the bad ju-ju
We've got Eminike!
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Erith Jeff
4:01 Mon Feb 1
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U GAY CUNTS who the fuck want to sing i want to RUCKUS GROW P U PUSSY ur not ever get a suck job
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B6NY B
2:03 Mon Feb 1
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One McAvennieeeeee 3:10 Thu Jan 28
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2 mins after original post, WORLD record, son?
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claret upstart
1:13 Mon Feb 1
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My name is Emmanuel Emineke, I come from near Abakaliki, and now I play for West Ham (West Ham!) Everyone that I meet when I walk down the street says Oi! Big guy what's your name (or what's your age?)
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Miller
12:35 Mon Feb 1
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Emenike Emenike 28
Emenike Emenike 28
He's on loan so he's quite free
But he's actually 53
Emeinke Emenike 28
To the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it" (clap your hands)
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Burnhammeronsea
12:35 Mon Feb 1
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To the Tune of the Muppets version of Mana mana.
EMENeke Do DO do do do.
EMENeke do do DO do. etc SImple and no words to learn.
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jim@chickenrun
12:27 Mon Feb 1
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To the Adams family.........
Emmanuel emenike he came from fenerbahce.
He like to wear Versace
Emmauel emenike.....
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Coffee
10:19 Mon Feb 1
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Andrew Lloyd Webber would be proud.
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HairyHammer
10:18 Mon Feb 1
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The only song I can think of is Mona Lisa by Nat Cole as it goes with the name Emineke.
But I am not writing any words
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Stubbo
6:43 Mon Feb 1
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Em-nem, Em-e-nem-nem, Em-e-nem-nem, Em-en-EMENEKE!
*repeat ad-nauseum to the tune of, 'no no, no-no no no, no-no no no, no-no, there's no limit'.
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Mr Polite
1:17 Mon Feb 1
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Emenike on the left hand side
I say Emenike on the left hand side
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normannomates
1:05 Mon Feb 1
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Nifty for fifty...he's fuckin nifty for fifty...Nifty for fifty
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Ashy
12:46 Mon Feb 1
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Simple and topical....to the tune of Voodoo Ray
Emenike ah ah ah yeah!
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chim chim cha boo
12:07 Mon Feb 1
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Given the fact that he is on record saying he thinks someone in Nigeria has put a voodoo curse on him which led to a Turkish Shaman blowing smoke laced with incense over him, how about
'I NEVER FELT MORE LIKE GASSING THE JU-JUs'
Surely that innocent little ditty wouldn't be open to misinterpretation, would it?
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Saul Bollox
12:05 Mon Feb 1
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I've got constipation
I need an Emanuel evacuation
Chanted and repeated rhythmically
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mentor
12:01 Mon Feb 1
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Emanuel
He don't need a spear
He'll chew off your ear
So glad he's here
Lets have a beer
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The Stoat
11:53 Sun Jan 31
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Give me an M
M
Give me an N
N
Give me an E
EEEEEE
Give me a K
K
What have we got
EMENIKE
EMENIKE
HEY HEY HEY
EMENIKE
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